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May 22 Snakey Hello again fellow readers and jokers. Like I said before we will definitely expose our bugger but of course it won't be fun if we would just tell or show you straight away. Here's a glimpse. NO!!! It's not Doctor Octopus from Spiderman 2.....It is WORSE!!!
Feel free to comment on this...Hate mails will be forwarded to somewhere we don't wanna know. Heard that she used to steal a guy's phone number from the computer system and handed him her mother's soup, touching eh? She's kinda desperate but oh well she's been dumped a few times so please try to be understanding alright.
Another news, which is not new is she's been stealing students too, about 98% of the school students were taken. Her charges are quite expensive so you may wanna think before transfer over. She's not that bad of a instructor but ain't that good also.
OH YA!!! Ying I know you love this shit....
May 19 It Has Been A Long Time....Yes I know, i know it has been a long time since the last time we did something to this site. Hold your breath though because we are back with more news and entertainment this year round. We have collected more than enough stuff so relax and enjoy the next coming few entries.
We spied on spies, gossipers, two headed snakes, relationship problems and lame assholics. Take note, we are doing all we can just for the sake of ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.
Snake in the grass has always been an ass to us good people, I am so sure about this. Do you enjoy the company of a person who pretends to be nice to you but then behind you, he/she will gossip about what is going around? I don't think so right? Of course not.
We are not aiming the same bugger but do we have a choice? We need her because she is our clown. She entertain us in a way that is why we let her loose. Did I mention a SHE? Yep!!! I did, why? For a simple reason, she has been in the dark for too long and only time will expose her but WE!!!! will definitely expose her for sure. Hey think about this in a way that she is going to be famous.
Yes of course she has thick flour on her face, skinny with tummy, face like a hamster (ok,more like a rat because hamster kinda cute) , love gossiping and talk behind others' back....AND!!!! She is very very influential. She even tried to make others dislike us.
You may wanna know why we let her do all these shit, well....Let me tell you, without her we don't have anything funny and shitty to talk about.
She and her accomplices know about this site but we are just waiting for them to approach us but as usual they won't, they'll only gossip and talk behind our backs and create stories and fantasies.
OK!!!! We gonna end this here because we don't wanna expose stuff so much, new pictures, old pictures, new and new stories and gossips will be posted soon. So stay tune and cheers!! January 02 Reyner AKA BenOh what do we have here? Yes another interview. Not just any other interview but can be considered one of the best. I know we did this interview last year but again like I said I was busy with good life. Some stuff from here you may not want to know read and some you really will likely to. Enjoy this shit guys. Reyner in Light Blue We're in Black
What have you been up to lately? Slacking at home and watching world cup… Well, sometimes I watch the auntie” drama as well, quite fun to watch la
If you would have sex with an animal, which animal you want to pick? Mermaid? That one considered as animal?
From all the instruments out there why did you choose bass? Why I chose bass? I switched from guitar to bass because I prefer rhythmic stuff, so I thought bass would be great… But hell, it is hard to play
Who is/are your favourite bass players? A lot la, but the one that I like most is Flea
Seriously do you think boy bands are overrated nowadays? Some of them, yes, like those Chinese boy bands, 5566, Energy, oh my, I can’t stand it, feel like whooping their asses with whip, but some are good [e.g. Blue], since they do have good voices and the package.
Which particular person in your school, home or where ever deserve to be slapped, beaten and bruised and why? Cheewawa la, sometimes the fu**er can be nonsensical piece of crap, not sometimes actually, its most of the times, when I was working there, I’ve experienced some of his nonsense attitude, those kind of stupid action that can be acted only by a person with reverse blood flow, Cheewawa, rare species.
Honestly did you visit porn sites now and then? Not that often la… boring sia, nothing much…
What can you do to make the world a better place to live in? Pray?
What are your bad points and good points? Hahaha, this one very subjective, let people decide la
Tell us who do you think going to win the world cup 2006 and why. I think it’s Czech, why? Coz I prefer underdog team to win to create a sensation in the world cup
Yes or No.
What was your worst ever experience? Ok, it was in Indonesia when I was still young n innocent, no dick hair, hahaha, I was drinking this sprite, almost finished, left a little bit only, then I put on the table [I was staying in some resort, on holiday yea, then I go outside and play…. Play, play, play, then feel thirsty, I take the can and drink… Guess what, I haven swallow sprite and I realized, something is not right, like got lots of tiny winy creatures moving in my mouth, I look at the can, and lots of ants come out from the can, I freak out and run to wash my mouth, cb sia, damn disgusting.
One day if you’re traveling in a train to somewhere and an old granny just ran up to you and grab your butt then kiss you in the nuts, what are you going to do? a) Feel aroused & let her go on b) Upper cut her jaw c) Give in to her desire d) Others (please explain) D: suck her back…hahaha
Why do you start learning bass? Why? coz I want to be a baser (bassist), hahaha
Have you been in a magazine? School magazine of course yes, but FHM no, waiting to be called la…
What do you think or what is your opinion(s) on the world cup 2006? Exciting yeah….
We mention a name and you give us your thoughts.
What do you like/dislike about your school? Like: Free food during break time Dislike: The bloody hard tests
Last word from Reyner Benner? All the answers above have been approved by the ministries of censorship…so it’s safe Lim Wei, hahahaha, it’s not R21
Thanks for the interview and being honest about all these.
Fufu the Fairy FrockerWhere did he go to? What is he doing now? The same questions been asked around in little circle. Since most of the people who know Wong Wai Quen AKA Fufu the Fairy *censored want some direct answers from the man himself, we decided to get in touch with him personally. I know some chicks out there have been looking high and low for Fufu, we advice not to anymore because you can find his answers right here in The Lair. Please proceed.
Fufu is in green/blue We’re in black/ white
What have you been up to lately? Not much
If you would have sex with an animal, which animal you want to pick? Absolutely none, you sick pervert!
From all the instruments out there why did you choose guitar? Coz it’s the cheapest and easiest instrument to play. Okay, also coz it’s fun to play and cool to be seen playing one. Heh heh…
Who is/are your favourite guitar players? Vinnie Moore, Steve Vai, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Morse, Ritchie Kotzen, Joe Satriani, I can go on…
Seriously do you think boy bands are overrated nowadays? You mean whether I think they are gayer than they are? Affirmatively, absolutely, YES.
Which particular person in your workplace, home or where ever deserve to be slapped, beaten and bruised and why? None, I have no aggressive and impulsive strand in me.
Honestly did you visit porn sites now and then? Only when I can watch it with my parents, nephews, aunties and uncles.
What can you do to make the world a better place to live in? Recycle used stirrers. Else it’s such a waste.
What in a woman turns you on? Pheromones… the scent of a woman
As we all know you have been working in the library for quite sometimes, what makes you like/dislike about that place? Explain if you like/dislike. I like that my office is in town. I dislike that it takes me an hour to get home by bus. I like that my office is air-conditioned. I dislike that it’s not cold enough for me to wear a jacket to make me look smarter. I like that the library is providing a useful service to people. I dislike that some of these people are sick perverts (e.g. Can I change my lucky draw prize? Can I collect my prize but don’t sign on the acknowledge receipt? Duh) I like that I’m paid more than teaching guitar. I dislike that I haven’t got time to play the guitar.
Yes or No.
What was your worst ever experience? You mean who is my worse ever experience?
Are you planning to stay virgin for the rest of your miserable life? Or you have found a suitable soul mate? Neither. I plan to stay together with a suitable soul mate for the rest of my miserable life. I haven’t found a willing virgin (or not) for that job.
Why do you start learning guitar? Under the influence of drugs, alcohol and smoke.
Have you been in a magazine? Yes, as one of Singapore’s 50 most eligible bachelors.
What do you think or what is your opinion(s) on 9-11 that occurred? Instead of WTC, I wish they had chosen uglier buildings like some of those in Nazi Germany.
We mention a name and you give us your thoughts.
What makes a man the real man? When he stand on his own for longer than is required, if you know what I mean.
Any last word from you? What are you asking these questions, dude?
Thanks for the interview and being honest about all these. Even though we know you hide some opinions but we do respect that as not to hurt anyone’s feelings. It took him months just to answer these questions so I hope you guys enjoyed the interview as much as we do.
Yeah yeah.... All right everyone, it has been a while since the last time I made an entry or any interview I supposed. Hey I have been busy with life!! Anyway, we from The Lair has some interesting interviews and news as well as stories which you should read. Ok I'm out of words.... so let us see what I have got for you readers out there.
Remember this is strictly entertainment, if any of you muthatrucker out ther find this insulting or hazardous to your health; please refrain yourselves from reading. Thank you. June 15 Interview with the SicknessIt has been a while since the last time we chatted and in contact with Pattaya so today we did an interview him very early in the morning. The team and I had a good chat with him but if any of you guys expect this interview to be as funny as the others, so sorry it is not. This interview is somehow much more serious especially to the bad experience he has gone through for the past months.
Our questions in YELLOW Patt's answers in GREEN Our comments in RED
What have you been up to lately?
If you would have sex with an animal, which animal you want to pick?
From all the instruments out there why did you choose guitar?
Who is/are your favourite guitar players?
Seriously do you think boy bands are overrated nowadays?
Which particular person in your secondary school, home or where ever deserve to be slapped, beaten and bruised and why?
Honestly did you visit porn sites now and then?
What can you do to make the world a better place to live in?
What are your bad points?
Tell us about the company and the people involved cheated you. The whole story.
Police report on Niutrend International - 14 May 2006
1) On 3rd march, around 2pm, I was introduced to Mingjie, a manager of a company known as Niutrend International (No. 1 Shenton Way, Singapore), by a girl, Mavis Seah Wah Ting who was my secondary school friend. Mingjie claimed that the company is doing network marketing.
2) On 4th march, I was further persuaded to put down my money into this company, supposedly to start an account. I was assured by Mingjie that I would get back ten folds my 'Investment'.
3) Mingjie told me not to tell my parents about this; and also taught me that the withdrawal of money from my personal savings account would not require my parents' consent.
4) On 5th March, I withdrew SG$1000 from my POSB's account at no.1 Shenton Way.
5) The money was then handed to another manager of that company, known as Valene. This was in the pressence of a few teenagers working for the company. The two of them whom I can remember are Mavis and Warren.
6) Valene did not give me a reciept for my money. Instead she claimed that the money will be used to start my account - although the full amount required was supposed to be SG$1734. She asked me to raise the balance of the money. A few days later, Mingjie, the main manager in charge of this dealing, verbally confirmed that my money has been used to start my account.
7) They did not ask me to sign any forms.
8) Post parting my money with them and after attending some of their talks, I started to get wary of this company because there seemed to be a lot of chinese speaking teenagers in the company with dyed hair using a lot of vulgarities.
9) On 11th march, I walked pass a room in the company which I was told to stay clear of, and I saw about 30 people in the room crying and wailing, while the 'leaders' were all shouting in chinese.
10) As I felt very uncomfortable, I told Mingjie that I wanted back my money. However he would not give my money back, claiming that it had already been used to start my account. He also warned me not to pursue further assistance from my friend Mavis as it would not help; and if I were not to heed his warning I will never get back my money.
(Yes he was cheated by the company he mentioned above. A girl called Mavis was an ex school mate of his whom also involved in this incident. Mavis led him to disaster by joining the company so now we know that Mavis can stoop just to obtain her needs by putting friends down. We read over the net about Niutrend International on how they cheat young ones and their scam. We too have to blame Patt for being so damn stupid for letting such assholes killed him ; sorry to say you are stupid Patt :-) no offence. Patt has learned his lesson and we hope the company and Mavis the butthead will get their retribution, what goes around comes back around. So...anyone out there has an offer like was given to Patt please consider carefully because money do not come easily. Thanks to Patt for sharing so we as readers will not make the same mistake. )
Yes or No.
Threatened by someone besides the people in your sch/workplace = YES Molested by chimpanzees during zoo trip = YES Smacked in the head by your mum/dad = NO Skipped school= YES Been in a fight = YES Kissed your maid = NO Farted in public = YES Masturbate in the library= NO Drink vodka with strawberry juice= NO
What was your worst ever experience?
Are you planning to stay virgin for the rest of your miserable life? Or you have found a suitable soul mate?
Why do you start learning guitar?
Have you been in a magazine?
What do you think or what is your opinion(s) on 9-11 that occurred?
We mention a name and you give us your thoughts. O Jingle = nice specs...(Fashion statement) O Florence = poppy! (I gave her that name,she's a stoner) O Janet = why never talk to me O Rebecca = where’s my Jack's Place treat?(she'll forget you after you forget that you helped her) O Medeline = HEW! O Yang Yang = Ni hao O Matthew = err.... o Daniel Cheah = 'eyyy...why lidat huh?' 'The Wiolin is very good!' O Najif = heh heh heh O Music Concerto = a place where great lives intertwine O Choo Wei = who are you(my student) O Bill Gates = money money... computer computer o Adnan = Be excellent to each other. PARTY ON DUDE! O Angeline = where are you...(still mourning) O Pattaya = fried rice with usually 2 prawns, meat, veggies, stuff, covered with omelet and chili (pattaya rice) O Nick Carter = I don’t know you O Wai Quen = thanks for the malmsteen licks O Chelsea = hello O Mavis = loves to play with feelings..betrayed friendship for money O Ying = not a bad girl O Lim Wei = it’s just a pair of pants O Conan = was sup?(NS)
What makes a man the real man?
Any last word from you?
Thanks for the interview Patt, hopefully you have learned your lesson hard because what ever they have done to you it will be returned in any way. Even though your interview isn't funny and it's a little dull and boring we do appreciate your time and effort to make us entertain.
June 07 My 2 Cents.... Hello again all of you out there. Let me just get straight to the point about something which I have been wanting to say out to readers, fans, haters.
I know I did a few interviews which include names of people known and unknown. The stars that I have interviewed; they did give opinions and comments. What ever comments and opinions they shared; I as the interviewer got to respect them and I think all of you got to as well. I am not forcing, to each his/her own. If you ever stop and give yourself a few minutes to think about their opinion/comment about you or somebody you know,they might be right. Maybe you have been giving comment behind people you dislike or hate which you think is true then these people I have interviewed may have their own points of view about you and probably correct.
Now I am not referring to anyone so let's just begin with me. I should not be angry of what others think of me. If his/her opinion is right then I will accept and do some soul searching about my bad and good. If the comment was kind of not true then I just brush it off.
In life, when you point your finger to a person about how bad he/she is, you might want to look into yourself and ask, how good are you then?
That is all I want to point out, maybe it is kind of a long winded theory but I want to explain it well. Thank you very much.Tuche!!
Comments are welcome, just click the add a comment link. June 05 Ying the Flying Wing Interview Part.2As we promised to all of our readers, fans including Ying's fans. Ying the Flying Wing's interview part2!!!!! YES YES!!! NO KIDDING!!!! Be cautious though because Ying is one hell of an honest person when it comes to an interview but don't we all love honesty? Indeed we do. For those feel inferior, please be free to stop at any time of your reading. Anyway for those who enjoyed my previous interviews with the others, you will definitely enjoy this one. Read on buggersssss!!!!
Note: Our comments will be in RED Note: Our questions in BLACK Note: Ying’s answers in GREEN
What have you been up to lately?
Just finished my exams and bumping around. I am thinking of getting a real job soon… you know? I’m dreaming of things like HR manager; flight attendant or even some actress. Mua Haha... it is just a dream u see… Right, back to your question, I m picking up beach volley ball but my friends prefer clubbing, movies and the books.
If you would have sex with an animal, which animal you want to pick?
Shit… I don’t think you mean real intercourse right? No… not even considering it.
Do you really love to sing?
I love to sing but only in a choir. So much of music making and appreciation and I m less pressurized. I don’t have an outstanding sexy voice… only a good-enough harmonizing one…. (She has a good voice)
Tell us what do you expect for your future?
Go back to China to help my father run (not Ruin) his business…Later return to Singapore to get a satisfying job… be a mother of two and a rich, handsome and horny husband who only have eyes for me. (Lim is horny I can tell but handsome…ok he is quite up there)
Seriously do you think boy bands are overrated nowadays?
Not really… the media has reached its limit for creativity. I think reality shows are overrated. It is becoming such a nuisance…
Which particular person in your workplace, home or where ever deserve to be slapped, beaten and bruised and why?
Oh…I used to have a list of them but not anymore now. Perhaps I m just not so involved with things these days. Maybe… Limp’s mom…she gets on my nerves at times. (Can we have a hand on the list please?)
Honestly did you visit porn sites now and then?
Not now…(Totally honest)
What good deed(s) have you done so far? If there is any please elaborate.
I just spent nearly 300 dollars at the SCC... I consider that as boosting the country’s economy? Besides, I do give up seats to old and pregnant people. Haha… (OKAY she did good deeds)
What in a man turns you on?
Finally an interesting question! I m sure it has to do with the way he speaks. His eloquence and humor is a dead turn on given that he is also knowledgeable and intelligent. I’m relating to my Marketing Lecturer Wayn Kwan and Wai Quen Wong. (Read this Lim)
What do expect from a guy that you love?
Wa… that will be NOTHING because I love him but if he continues to give nothing… then the love won’t last.
We believed you are in your early twenties now. For some, in love age does not matter…Well the question is: Would you woe a guy who is younger than you, let’s say he’s 6 years younger than you and still studying. Would you in the right mind, explain why if your answer is YES or NO.
I would say YES at this point of time because financial difference doesn’t really matter yet. On top of that, I’m pretty much young at heart… On a serious note, it is a NO because I don’t expect a guy 6 years junior will look more mature than me. I have learnt that physical compatibility is too important in any relationships. (A good thinker)
Yes or No.
What was your worst ever experience?
Having to waiting in the Beijing Train Station, that is newly renovated with air conditioning and marble floor. The people in there however do not change their bad habits of spitting and littering everywhere. It is F*****G gross to have puddles and puddles of spits right next to your feet.
Are you planning to stay single for the rest of your miserable life?
Adnan… You should fill in this question instead of me….
Have you been in a magazine or famous before?
Magazine? Yeah! All the school magazines… but that’s it.
What do you think or what is your opinion(s) on 9-11 that occurred?
Superpowers do not apply to the rich and famous all the time. Jealousy can be the most powerful form of energy in the world. (We from The Lair give you two thumbs up for this bonus question)
We mention a name and you give us your thoughts.
Jeremy = he blows well (She has another but she decided not to put it up)
What makes a lady the real lady?
There is no fake lady is there? Well…some beauty with some brains, plus lots of good emotions and a kind heart.
Any last word from you?
I was expecting more kinky stuff…. (We didn’t think of any,sorry)
Thanks for the interview and being honest about all these. As for the kinky stuff; we will think of something for your next upcoming interview. Once again we would like to thank Ying for the interview and her time to answer our questions from The Lair despite of her being sick.
If any of the reader out there has something to comment on or complain, do drop me an email or just simply click on the ‘Add a comment’ link.
June 04 Who?!?! OK!!!! To those who know me and those who like/dislike me. Can you guys tell who does this picture below reminds you of. It is all right if I know or do not know that person, email me his/her pic. Remember, he/she got to look as close as the pic below. Happy hunting......Because I found one who has the similarity.
May 30 I am BACK!!!! Hello to everyone who has been visiting my space for the past years/months, I don't know. Anyway as all of you know that the purpose for this blog is JUST for the sake of FUN, but I am not surprised if any of the particular whose name has been mentioned here feel insulted, sad, abused, mistreated or what ever other bad feelings you have.
To be honest I know most people enjoy the crap I have posted out here; but for those who do NOT understand please look at the category....It shows ENTERTAINMENT!!!
First of all, I do not talk badly or invent any extra ordinary stories/rumours/gossip behind others' back like some people do. I do keep quiet but never ever try your best to do it again because your secrets and stories are in my pockets, I may need an external pockets because they are over flowing.
Let me give an example: A and B are friends, then came along a Spider telling B that actually A does not like B at all so got to be careful of A. What is the intention of the damn Spider? You think of the conclusion all right. Remember this, the Spider will not always win because sane/mature/bright people will really open their eyes to their surrounding. In the end the Spider will be ignored and just become the joke of the century. That is why all of you need me to open up this blog to laugh your ass off...Right? Yes right you crazy dudes and dudettes!!!
I guess for some they try to find ways just to bring down a person but they forget they are wasting their time. I do not have to mention their names or what so ever but I hope they think before they proceed with their "normal" activities. For those who are still sane and in the right mind; beware of people which spread unuseful stuff and who have the mindset of "The Spider". Maybe just pretend to be so called beware because we do need clowns like them to keep us entertain.
That is all I got to say for now, come back for more updates.
February 16 CrapSeriously if any of you guys wanna listen to my crappy compositions, do visit the link below.
Interview with Lim Weiyo Part 2We from The Lair have promised to show you the second part of the interview with Lim Wei, here it is.
What have you been up to lately? Wasting alot of time at home and in school.
If you would have sex with an animal, which animal you want to pick? Humans. They’re so lovely. (some people actually believe that human are animals)
From all the instruments out there why did you choose keyboard? Cos I’m stupid. Can’t play guitar.
Who is/are your favourite keyboard players? Limwei. Heard of him? (He's full of himself)
Seriously do you think boy bands are overrated nowadays? Duh. They suck. Those people behind the scenes selling them and even playing their parts while they pretend to strum their guitars are the ones who should be crazed over. They’re so fucking rich. While these boybands are mostly actors. Well depends on wad boy band.
Which particular person in your workplace, home or where ever deserve to be slapped, beaten and bruised? Cheah needs to be slapped. Well his wife prolly did.
Honestly did you visit porn sites now and then? You don’t/didn’t? Few guys don’t/didn’t. I’m not one of the few.(He likes nurses)
What can you do to make the world a better place to live in? I can sleep more. While the rest should follow my example.
What in a woman turns you on? Depends on who. Every woman has their attractive sides. Some I just can’t see. (He didn't get it right)
As we all know you have been working in MC for quite sometimes, what makes you like/dislike about that place? Explain if you like/dislike. I like the place cos there are people like Adnan around. Fun you know, but sometimes plainly irritating cos my things go walking. Anyway, the thing I dislike bout that place is also cos there are people there who… are simply unhealthy to be with. Take precautions when handling them. (It is true that I hid a few of his stuff, just want him to find them and to feel like he's in a game show)
Yes or No.
Describe and talk about your girlfriend (not less than 50 words) Not less than 50 words? Siao. Easy to hit, but lazy to hit. If I don’t do I fail? Ok how many words was that. She’s kinda lazy, but rather stressful to work with if something arises. But well, good for me. Cos I’m too used to bumping around and she acts like a reminder to keep me working. She’s kinda weird sometimes, but I guess my temper might be weirder than hers. So I should stop complaining. Sleeps quite a bit, but managed to crawl to school most of the time since this new course started. Ok. 97 words. Happy? Yay. =) (He loves his girlfriend alot but that doesn't mean he won't dream about other chicks)
Have you ever dreamt of another girl besides your girlfriend? Yah. But just plain dream. Like. Dreaming of things happening around, and you get both guys and girls in your dream. You know….(Totally NOT honest, he astrayed from the point)
Why do you start learning keyboard/piano? Ooh. That’s so embarassing. 4 yrs old.(I asked why not when)
Have you been in a magazine? Yes yes yes. My school anuals. Ahha. Newspaper also lorh. Won some funny prize when I was pri 6.
Do you like/dislike your school which is La-Salle? Why? Oh. It’s Lasalle-SIA. Ahha. Different different. School sucks. School’s never good. But gotta learn to pick up as much as u can frm wadeva sch u are in. seriously. Nobody’s always in luck to meet teachers that have good report or good teaching methods. The place is run down, but I hope it gets better when the new campus is up. When ah. Not sure. And freaking hell. Keep the good lecturers. Stop trying to save costs and resulting in the leave of so many good lecturers. Fuck the finance departement.
We mention a name and you give us your thoughts.
What makes a man the real man? Penis.
Last word from you: Long survey.(Laziness proven)
Thnks for the interview and "being honest" about all these. Even though we have edit some spellings and errors, we enjoyed our time with him.Well, Ying the Flying Wing's interview will be soon and we'll go deeper into her life. Hope you readers enjoy this crappy interview.Cheers!!!
February 15 The ClownAs I was sitting facing the mirror, I saw a clown living in fear, Trying to look deep in to his heart, But all he found were the broken parts.
He is trying to hide his fears, Which he wants to release all these years, Tried to wash away his pain, But his success was in vain.
He is a jester in a big castle, But his life is stored in a small parcel, Cursed himself for being a clown, His happiness was nowhere to be found.
He found himself in the middle of nowhere, Calling out for help but no one cares, Crawling his way back to the peak, But can he walk with legs of wooden sticks?
He looked far away beyond the sun, Too sad his dreams have come undone, He's trying his best to express himself, But all they did; placing him on the shelf.
His humour was washed away by falling rain, This clown tries to laugh again, He feels pain, hurt in his soul, As the world he is in turned very cold.
- Adnan Othman February 11 Interview with Lim Weiyo Part 1 On a fateful wednesday evening, I've decided to get Lim Wei to do an interview with me after his teaching in the school. Lim Wei hesitated at first because he's concerned about the public getting to know his private life. We assured him that it's all for his fans and friends. He agreed on one condition; letting him stuff up his thumb into my cat's arse....I couldn't disagree. Now let's get to the interview with Lim Wanker.
How are you Lim Wei and tell us any latest shit happening around these days. First of all thank you for agreeing to do this exclusive interview.
Don't worry about it, I love doing interviews actually....
Then what the hell with the condition?
I love that too. Anyway I'm doing great, just tired from lotsa things ya know. Work, school, projects and attending to my girlfriend's needs. It ain't easy to be everything you know. As you can see I'm the black sheep of the family so I'm not really worried about money because I'm leeching on my parents'.
Yeah yeah whatever..So what's the latest shit been going on in your life?
Oh ya sorry I'm a little bit blurr sometimes, sorry if I astrayed from the question. Well for now I'm acting in a movie that'll be released sooner or later by our local production but seriously don't know when. That's why I am so damn tired but I'm sure it'll be good.
That's wonderful!!! What kind of movie you're acting in and what is your role in the movie?
It should be a surprised but for the sake of the fans I'm willing to share. This movie is about a young man who has been down with AIDS and making full use of his life after he received the medical report. His life changed from bad to good, trying to do something for the world. It's really a sad and touching movie.
This is not a porn right?
No no!!! It's not, totally not. Well I don't wanna give away the excitement of the story hahaha[snort] Oh yes by the way I am the main character in this movie, I've gotten the AIDS and my nickname in this movie is Durian Dude since my farts smell like durians.
OW!!! Must be an interesting movie there....I supposed. Tell us Lim, how did you manage to get involve in the acting industry?
Well I went for the audition somewhere in Arab Street. There were like two thousand people standing in line for the audition. I was afraid I wouldn't get the role since there so many talented people out there and better looking than me. Surprisingly they Don'T need any good looking guys, well built nor tall. One thing you should know, I do not have the qualities of a hunk but I have an excellent talent. All right back to the audition thingy...When I entered the room, it was pitched black. I was extremely afraid and sweat beads rolled down my neck to my balls. Once the light was on I SCREAMED and SQUEALED like a cute little girl with 2 pony tails [more like a pig I assumed]. Then one of the guys in there shouted, "Perfect!!" Not only that, I still have to do some bend over, I do not know why but it was fun, I felt ticklish down my spine though.
It must be a tough audition for you huh?
Ahak ahak ahak[snort] not really lor!!!I'm used to bending over.
Not me.
Of course, you don't have such talent like mine.
Hmmmm...Indeed. So how long did it take to finish off the movie?
It took us about 3 months to finally complete the whole thing. It was really tiresome but I think it's worth my time. Just due to this movie, I had to lie to my parents that I went to school which I didn't so when mama don't know, it won't hurt her muahahaha[with mouth wide opened].
Any comment from your girlfriend about you acting in this kind of movie which is quite crappy?
No seriously I was surprised.... She agreed after 56 arguments about it.At first she didn't allow but you know me, I would cry like a baby and throw tantrum around her corridor and get the neighbours' attentions. It's worth doing so la aiyo. She's beginning to realise of my talent and hardwork that I have inserted into this movie.
That's great, she agreed...I'm surprised too. Well, here's a personal question Lim. I hope you don't mine me asking. Do you feel jealous about your girlfriend Ying AKA The Flying Wing's career of becoming the Tee shirt & shorts model? Do you feel inferior that she is more successful than yourself?
[Sigh] Sincerely, honestly, from the very bottom of my ugly heart...YES I was jealous, I WAS but not anymore....[paused] Be..be ..because I kno-ow, yo-yo-you know [He stammered].... I can't be a model like her, it's totally two different fields we're involving in. I know she's at her best and I am with my acting roles. I know she has bigger fanbase in Asia than me but I'm an actor Nan, I'm a bloody actor, I'll be more famous than she is...I'm just like a hooker in the movie industry, seriously I feel that way. But but like I said we both involve in different fields so it's really hard to compare...hor
I understand.... I think. Anyway what do you think about Rebecca the sleeping queen winning the "Employee of the month/year" contest last year?
She deserved it, really. From what I can see, she has those qualities. As one of the judges, I felt happy that she won. I couldn't sleep much for a month after she left the school because I kept dreaming of her drooling on the table, it was so damn sexy, I'd lick her drool man, I sincerely would.
Errmmm....EEEE!!! Well, don't you think Ying deserve to win instead of the sleeping queen?
Ying tried hard, too hard actually but I cannot bring myself out to be biased...don't you think so? I was one of the judges lor, I simply cannot vote my girlfriend to win. Seriously Ying worked hard, I was proud of her determination in doing so but I guess The Sleeping Queen had it all. Ying will always be my wing, I love her deeply like I love my sleep every night.
Yes I understand, as a judge you cannot be biased. Anyway it seems you're tired and sleepy. I shall end this interview...Any last word for anyone or your fans out there?
No no I'm not tired, you can carry on with the interview...
Yes thank you but I am TIRED...I will send you the 2nd part of the interview later.
Ok lor....Last word arrr? Well, must say one arr?
Up to you, moron...
Don't be satisfied of what you have right now because you may lose it anytime, anyday...work hard in all areas to be able to see that you're capable of anything you're going for.
Well said from a wanker. Thank you Lim for the excellent interview. It's really nice doing an interview with you. We from The Lair wish you all the best in your acting.
Arrr? well come lor.So exciting interview hee hee hee..
Sheesh...
It was a good and simple interview with Lim Wei -nker. I'm sure fans out there would like to read about the upcoming interview with Lim Wei. After touching his face and squeezing pimples, he decided to leave as he has to get some rest for school the next day. Hope all of you enjoy the interview, as I did.
January 26 Lim Yi's Wedding Oh kayyy!!! On 31st of December 2005, we were performing for Lim Yi's wedding (Lim Yi is Lim Wei's brother and Ying brother-in-law to be) at Park Royale Hotel, ain't sure what it's called; I freaking forgot. Anyway doesn't matter where we performed, we did a good job despite of having less practices because we were informed late. I enjoyed the performance as much as the others whom I think they did.
All right, anyway after the loading, setting up and sound check; Conan and I gate crashed the wedding just opposite the Lim's. Hehehe totally awesome, why? They have better services, better chicks and I guess better food. Unfortunately Conan and I were not so attractive that we were chased out for crashing, BAH!!! it's not that good anyway 'cos we weren't there to light it up.
Before the wedding took place, Jona was running from table to table to finish up the free peanuts, he was hungry and we understand of course.Ying wore a black shirt,blue jeans and a white tie, she's a big Madonna fan so that's fine with us, she just forgot to dye her hair blonde.
In conclusion, I don't freaking know what to talk about the wedding thingy 'cos if I go on Lim might get pissed. After everything, we decided to snap a photo outside the hotel 'cos the outside of the hotel looks cooler than the inside. My BabY!@!@!@!!! This is my new baby, it's been a few months that we have been spending time together....She's a precious little gem to me. Look at her man, just LOOK at her, isn't she sweet?!?!!! Indeed.
Ok the other one just me posing crappily, you guys can ignore that pic if you are jealous.
For more blogs, please check out the archives. Thank you. January 25 Reviews More interviews will be posted out here for fans,friends and strangers.... We gladly did an interview with Ying the Flying Wing and response from her fans were tremendously excellent. They love the interview,even wrote in for more interviews about Ying the Flying Wing which we will definitely consider because we still have few more interviews to deal with. As for Ying's, we gotta do another interview with her again due to requests. Not for now folks as Ying is tight down with her modelling career and school, but as a promise to her fans we will try to slot the interview into her busy schedules.
We would like to thank our stars, Lim Wei, Ying, Rebecca, Najif, Pattaya, Jingle and others for contributing pictures and words to make this blog a happening site for fans and readers. There are more coming about political issues that have been happening around our workplace. Some may get punk'd and joked but that's what we called REALITY in life folks.
Till next time dudes and dudettes, this is Henzy Frenzy from the Lair.
For more blogs, please check out the archives. Thank you.
An interview with Ying the Flying Wing It's been a long time since we last heard about Ying. Well, after she has left MC she was going for the best direction in her life. She was struggling back then with such low salary and tons of work, but not anymore because she found something to do for her future and life.....
Sad to say she didn't win the "Employee of the Moth/Year" even though she determinedly worked hard to obtain that award she thought she could grab. Ying was disappointed but she didn't sit still and let that competition ruined her life. She indeed tried to climb up to the peak to taste success.
Ying; at the age of 21, studying and competing for every aspect in life just to get up there. It's not easy for her, never been but with her determination and courage.....everything has changed, moving her way.
I did a short interview with Ying lately about her success in becoming Tee shirt and shorts model. Hope you will enjoy the interview.
Good day Ying, how are you doing today?
Such a wonderful day today and I'm doing well down the road, how are you Adnan?
I'm doing good, thanks for asking. So tell me how do you start, I'm sure alot of people wanna know.
Well......It's like after the competition of "Employee of the Month/Year" thingy I decided I gotta start
somewhere. I did alot of training and taking up courses to prove myself that I too can do it. Rebecca
deserves the award because I was kinda depress that time and didn't concentrate much on
the competition. I did throw tantrum at my colleagues and my boyfriend Lim Wei but nevertheless
I realised I cannot just blame others of my failure in life. I'm a thinking person Nan, seriously I am.
I even quitted the job just to do some self searching and planning.
You were given a nickname, Ying the flying wing, I'm curious.
Don't be because when I walk down that stage,I'm flying without wings MUAHAHAH [spare me the laughter]
So tell us about these training and courses you have taken up.
Basically, I stared at Heidi Klum and other models' posters that I pasted on my bedroom wall and
toilet. Sometimes I'd just talk to them and kiss them. As for training I'd do catwalking along the
corridor of my flat with high heels or bare feet. I did it every single day without fail. I did take up
courses like bunjee jumping just to make my legs longer, para-para dancing at one of the finest
Para Para Institute (PPI) in Singapore. I was trained by an expert, Mr. Wong Wai Quen.
Oh yeah they call him Papa Para right?
Yep, that's true and he is an excellent PP dancer. Back then when I was doing para-para dancing
in Westmall arcade, he noticed and offered to grant me my wish which is to be under his wings.
I was delighted!!!! [laugh hysterically]
So by doing those training and courses, you thought it'd help you becoming the finest model?
Oh yes!! of course!!! Not only training my catwalking and doing para para dancing but also joined modelling course in Tekka Market.
OH WOW!!! The Tekka Excellent Modelling School?
Hee Hee Hee, YES!! I was psyche when I first joined. They trained me well, physically and mentally.
I heard you gotta eat donkey ears for a month just to stay fit, slim and beautiful, is that true?
Of course, of course. Donkey ears; female donkeys (mules). As you see donkeys do not eat alot
nor drink alot because they're models themselves in mind and body. Let's not talk about donkey
ears, I'm feeling hungry already hee hee hee [cheeky laughter].
On 25th of December 2005, you have won the "Excellent T-Shirt & shorts Model Award" which was held in Uganda.You have beaten the Korean, Malaysian, Japanese and other models; in your own words, tell us how you felt when your name was mentioned as the winner?
Adnan, let me tell you this; nothing can described how I felt, it was too much and too great for me.Till now the feeling of wearing that crown always put a smile on my lovely face. When my name was announced as the winner, I was like OH MY GOD!!! I shed tears of joy. I hugged my boyfriend Lim, and Lim hugged the other models because they surrounded us so closely.
I know how you feel, it's like back then when I was in the laughing contest in 1981. What you do if you aren't training?
I would hang out with my girlfriends, shopping gayly, meeting up with my boyfriend.
So what's for the future?
Oh gosh, wow I don't know but for sure I will definitely train and work out alot, enjoy my life too.
How's school?
Let's not talk about it!!! [Both of us laugh like mad]
Ok Ying that's about it, thank you very much for doing the interview, any last word for your fans?
You're most welcome, I'm glad that I did your interview because I need more fans ya know.As for my last word; I'd like to tell everyone out there that no matter who you are or where you're from, just be what you wanna be and work hard for it to claim your success.
Very, very excellent advice from you Ying, once again thank you very much.
Welcome [with a smile]
That was Ying, such a friendly and warm person. We had coffee and monkey ears for lunch at her terrace. Her boyfriend Lim Wei wasn't there because he has to go to school.
Employee of the month HuH!!! You'll be surprised, even my workplace has thingy called "Employee of the Month/Year".You just need to be a female, sexy, petite and of course young; that's about it. No matter who you are, where you are from or what is your status. As long you meet the criteria, you'll get an award, excellent entertainment, SGD$1000 cash, free lunch and dinner for 3 months and of course smiles from everyone at work.
Heard that she trained hard and wisely to win over the other contestants; Ying, Jingle, Florence, Medeline Hew, Janet Lee AKA J. Lo. The competition was a crucial and challenging. It challenged your mind, body, hair, lips, tan-ness of skin, attitude, how short is your skirt and how revealing can you go. For weeks and months the above-mentioned chicks been tested. I wasn't one of the judges, but trust me it was a tough decision for the judges (Najif, Daniel, Liu Hang, Lim Wei and Jonathan AKA Old man Jon).
Photos shown below; THAT IS THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH/YEAR. Who? oh yeah it's her, Rebecca....She left after being awarded because she got famous all over the west side and currently still competing in the east, north and south of this island. All the best for you Rebecca....may the force of whatever be with you. Of man, of catepillar Weeks back while I was sitting somewhere around Westmall I came across this lil' thingy moving slowly and gracefully. It's totally hairy, I'm sure all of you realised that it is a caterpillar but for those who don't know what it is please go slap yourself.
I snapped a picture for no apparent reason, just find it's cool ya know. When I uploaded the pic onto my pc I suddenly realised something; SIMILARITY between human and caterpillar. Don't believe me? Check out the photos below....Compare them carefully.
Interview with Jingle-O Once again, once again......It's been a long time since I last updated my space, been missing me right??! It's kewl it's kewl...Enjoy
This is an interview me and my crews had with Jingle, if you people don’t know who Jingle is; she used to work in MC. So let’s get to the interview now.
Working. Earning money. Playing the piano & bass.
Er..human beings?
His everything.
No. cuz he’s already a corpse.
Yes.
The sec 4 girls in my ex-school with bitchy styles.
NO! NOT FOR NAJIF AND RANDY! I like guys for the sake of liking. Cuz liking somebody is fun.
7a. Why are you so cheeky?
Cuz it’s my personality?
7b. what makes you feel that way?
I dunno. Family upbringing & influences by friends like ADNAN, I guess. :D
Will hesitate, but to save my friend, I guess..it’s worthy.
My friends that I regard as friends. & also the so-called freedom that I can play the piano & guitar.
he is nice at times but quite cowardice..or rather, VERY. Erm.. loves money a lot. Extra $0.50 for my pay also hesitate so much. Funny. He earns so much everyday.. extra $0.50, not that bad right? Kinda pretentious. Don’t like somebody, don’t dare to say.. oh.. that’s included in cowardice.. he wants his admin girls to do everything for him. Bwah. $5.00 per hour only. -_- erm.. he can only play a pathetic song on the guitar.. & always playing it. Ermm.. he said he will get the posters for me from Tokyo.. but didn’t do it.. bad. Sad. And erm.. he loves to say “yalo yalo..then how” sick of it. Making a big fuss outta a small thing. Well, but still, afterall he is quite a easygoing boss.
Yes. Cuz don’t like the face.
I dunno why did I smoke. When I was sec 2.
Erm.. I dunno? I’ve forgotten abt the contents in the book. ha
We have uploaded picture of Jingle during the interview, what can we say she just love to eat.
Thanks for the interview and being honest about all these.Comments in RED. We didnt correct any grammar nor spelling problem, we just leave it as it is.
November 24 Growin' Up Well here's just another entry, the usual boring day. Anyway just to let you guys know that, weeks back one of my kittens passed away, I don't know why but it's gone so I'm left with 2 buggers.
Yesterday when I woke up I heard mewing outside my bedroom door so I opened it and saw the 2 lil' buggers at the door. Since they wanna visit my bedroom, I let them in and slammed them on my bed. They mingled around aimlessly.
I have been observing the lil' white bugger, I think he's blind because when I moved my finger from side to side, he didn't follow at all, unlike the grey bugger and their parents. And you guys know what, the lil' white bugger's eyes are RED!!! As in his eyes, I'm dead serious..... Ya know something like Daredevil's eyes? Yeah you guys won't believe me anyway.
Then the papa & mama cat came onto my bed, I was like what the fark, family gathering or something. After about 10 mins I chased them off, dumped the two kittens into the rubbish chute and flushed down the parents.The End!! November 15 My Poor Kitten The other day Lim Wei, Ying and Najif came over to my place and you know what for so I don't wanna explain again. Besides the recent news I've posted about the "Face of Doom", here's another wicked photo you guys should take a good look.
Ying is a hazard to little creatures like puppies, cubs, sea monkeys and especially kittens.
Just look how my poor kitten was strangled. Look at her feet, paws were wide opened and straightened due to the vicious strangling. Focus on my kitten's face; looking at me, mewing for help. You may think Ying wanna kiss the poor little kitten with her lips like that (I thought the same too) but the fact is she was so hungry that she intended to swallow the poor bugger's head. Lim Wei managed to grab the kitten away from the vicious attack.
After the dinner, we finally agreed to let Ying touch the kitten as she's already full,Thank God!!! THE FACE OF DOOM Last friday, Lim Wei, Ying and Najif came over my place to stuff their mouth with my mum's cooking. Some photos were taken and one particular photo really freaked the shit out of me, almost crap my pants...I didn't though.
OH YA!!! I forgot to set the time and date again on my camera so ya know what I mean.
Caution: DO NOT STARE AT THE PHOTO TOO LONG.MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR KIDS,DOGS,CATS,HORSES,CRICKETS AND OTHER ANIMALS WHICH ARE NOT MENTIONED. November 07 The Uncanny.... On the 1st of November, Najif and I were talking to Pattaya online on some shit and crap. According to Patt his place were infested with flies, no he's not living in rubbish chute or something just at the time of the month in down under flies will be in a rage for some reason....
About 30 mins of chatting and blabbering, Patt told us he spotted 3 (1 fly was watching) flies having some "fun"; ON HIS MONITOR!!! Well....our dude decided to snap a photo of them having their enjoyable moment.
Anyhoo, the pic is shown here, so hope you people enjoy gay insects...Perverts!! |
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